By Edward Lee
You've noticeable Cannibal Holocaust. You've visible Salo. You've visible Nekromantik. You ain't noticeable shit! Zombie prostitutes, spiritual rapists, sexy werewolves, demise through vomit, and sexual fetishes scraped off the sidewalk. From intercourse prisons to mafia torture chambers, carry on tight simply because you're approximately to go into the perverted and twisted brain of Edward Lee. as soon as you've obvious what he has to teach you - there's no coming again. mind Cheese Buffet collects 9 of Lee's so much wanted stories of violence and physique fluids. that includes the Stoker nominated "Mr. Torso," the mythical gross-out piece "the Dritiphilist," the infamous "The McCrath version SS40-C, sequence S," and 6 extra tales to check your gag reflex.
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Mr. Barrows," she immediately sighed, "if you want to pay me $450 per hour to lie, then go right ahead. I'll take your money. ' His smirk made his face feel hot. He felt like a naughty child. This ice-queen is a real piece of work. "Guess not" he admitted. " "Your 'affliction' only increased, and you hid it from your wife until—" Barrows loosened his collar. "Yes, until she caught me red-handed. She got the flu one week. " "Go on. I'm your psychiatrist, Mr. Barrows. " Barrows' shoulders slumped.
Not to sound pretentious, Mr. Barrows, but as for treating cases such as yours, I'm probably the best in the country. Go home now. " She lit another long slim cigarette: long and slim and refined like herself. "Goodnight, Mr. " Misty-eyed, Barrows left the office. Part of his psyche, of course, urged him to head right back down to his hunting grounds and search for the strange, tender morsels of his need. But not tonight. Because as he made his exit from the frosty, handsome woman's office, he realized he was leaving with something he'd never had in the last two decades.
More needles, more channel-locks, more razors sliding ... Just when it felt like my eyeballs would rupture, I... well. I did it. Shrieking like a baby in a furnace, I shit on the floor and ate it. Stryker and his boys ran the Bev-Seg unit. Since Grubs don't sleep, they'd work us pretty much round the clock. " Brother, this was no Four Seasons. " Mostly diseased pigs and chickens that wouldn't pass USDA, they'd get the shit from local farms and grind it up in hoppers. Um-um good. After that, General Work Block.
Brain Cheese Buffet by Edward Lee